- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

i just pooped that is all!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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