why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A American seeking into mexico

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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