Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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