"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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YOU

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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