what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

whats 2+2? 4

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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