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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I wrote a funny joke.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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