- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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