- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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