- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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