Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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