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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Who wants water? I do.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

a person who will soon die of beeties

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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