- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

SHUT UP JP

kennah campion when she talks

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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