- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

1+1=2

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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