Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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