If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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