roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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The Labour Party.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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