A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Albert <3 Hunter

What do you call a black man? Rob

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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