three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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