- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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