why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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