- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Urban ghettos

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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