- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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