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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Justin Bieber

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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