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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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