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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A storm be brewin!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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