A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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