Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What do black people eat? Food.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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rent a cops

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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your face

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A black person dies.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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