Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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