- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

AIDS

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Where's my tractor?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's worse than this That :(

My three children are three big mistakes.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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