- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

anti jokes are really funny

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??