- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Mogok Papiti.

Justin's life

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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