- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I named my son ps2 controller

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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