- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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