- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese