- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

A man goes to the potty.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Cripples are lame.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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