Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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woman's rights

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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