Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down +4

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Katy Perry

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

thumb_up thumb_down +4

gingers

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

thumb_up thumb_down +4

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops