- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

I am quite mature.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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