- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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