Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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