- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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