Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Smelly Indians.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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