How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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