Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Lololol

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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