- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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