Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

penis

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

No

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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