Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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