- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Alchohol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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