Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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