- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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