How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

XD Jackass.