When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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