- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Women's Rights

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Wenis Penis

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Good job, son.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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