- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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