- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Immigration Laws

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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