man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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no.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

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