What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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