- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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