Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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