Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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men's rights activists

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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gay pom...

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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