Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A gay man watches football.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Caolan and Eamon

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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