- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

whats 2+2? 4

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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