My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

You were born.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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