Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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