- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Abortion.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

whats worse than failing your maths test?

. . I am a whale

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Cancer

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

your mama so old, shes dead.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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