How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Anti Joke

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