Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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