- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

cory

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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