- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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