Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why? Why not?

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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matt is fat

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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