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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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