What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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