whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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