knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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