what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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