What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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