What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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