- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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