Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why can't february march Because april may

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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