What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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