- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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