- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Dwarf Shortage

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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