what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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