Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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