- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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