- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Where's my tractor?

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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