- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

knock knock who's there ?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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