Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's 2+2? Fish

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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