A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

binladin walks into the american seals

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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