What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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