- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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