- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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