- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

knock knock go away!!!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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