- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Hail Hitler

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

you give like i give lomain

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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