- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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