- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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