Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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