- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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