A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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