- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

this website is a bad joke

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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