Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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