Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Barack Obama

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Anti Joke

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