- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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