- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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