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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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