- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

So one time there was this woman learning...

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

knock knock? come in

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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