What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Yo mama so fat.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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