- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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