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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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