- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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