- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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