whats black? the colour

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anus

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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