Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Bitch

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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