Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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