- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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