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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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