Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Major League Soccer

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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