why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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