Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

And you honored it I see :P

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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