I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

My parents died!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Good job, son.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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