Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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