hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Justin beiber's penis

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Tall asians

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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