- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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