Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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