- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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