- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Feminism

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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