What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A American seeking into mexico

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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